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Not a teacher obviously, but my fiance has shared some gems with me in his very short career.
My absolute favorite has to be the Chips Ahoy story...
At the beginning of the day, the students assemble for morning announcements. They also used to have to recite a "creed" (I guess that's what you would call it). Now, one would think that the name of the school doesn't really rhyme well with anything...so no chance that they would change the words to mock the "creed", right?
Nope. Those clever kids realized it rhymed perfectly with Chips Ahoy so pretty soon, the whole school was chanting "LOVE CHIPS AHOY!" instead of "LOVE 'school name'"
My fiance says it was difficult not to laugh at that one in front of the students.
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