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Soror Steeltrap sent this to me....
Why is it that Heaven must be PINK AND GREEN?.....
One day an SGRHO arrived in heaven and God greeted her at the gate and welcomed her into her new home. God led her to a blue track home with a gold roof that was surrounded by pretty poodles. The SGRHO knew she was in heaven and was so pleased.
The next day a ZETA arrived in heaven and God greeted her at the gate to take her new home. He brought her to a cute white ranch stylehome with a blue roof that had doves flying all around and even stained glass pictures of doves in the windows. The ZETA loved it and thanked God and went in to enjoy her new home.
The next day a Delta arrived in heaven and God greeted her and took her to her cream mansion with a crimson roof. There were beautiful elegant elephants roaming around the yard and the Delta loved it!
Then the Delta looked up the mountain and saw sitting on a its peak the most beautiful palace she had ever seen! This PINK palace had a GREEN roof and running beautifully up the palace was lush Ivy. In the driveway GREEN Mercedes and BMW`s with PINK leather interior were parked. ALPHA KAPPA ALPHA was elaborately written across the front of the palace. The Delta got all steamy and shouted, "WHY DO THE AKAS" have that huge palace!!That`s not fair. God turned to her and said, "Sister girl, that`s MY house"!! Skeeeeee-Weeeeeee!
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