|
The Law of Not Butting Out states that the most ridiculously meddling alumna never did much for the sorority anyway.
Murphy's Law of Rush Crushes states that the PNM that everybody just LOOOOOVES and OMG JUST HAS TO HAVE BECAUSE SHE IS SOOO CUTE and SWEET and has OMG I WILL CRY IF NO ONE LIKES HER fights over her will do one of the following things:
*Be a complete waste of a bid. She will do nothing except sit and look pretty, then depledge before initiation.
*Terminate shortly following initiation because "it's like, not fun anymore." or some other dumb thing.
*Create some major drama within the next year, make a scene about it, make like 60% of the chapter hate her, and cause mass terminations before terminating herself.
The corollary to this law states that the girl who IS SO NOT the OMG LOVE HER FAVORITE or the OMG SHE WILL GET IN OR I WILL QUIT girl will usually become some sort of officer and end up participating WAY more than the girl that everyone is just SO in love with.
__________________
"Remember that apathy has no place in our Sorority." - Kelly Jo Karnes, Pi
Lakers Nation.
|