cash78mere, thank you for the heads up.
SigmaChiGuy, thank you for saying "monkeys will fly out of my butt." It's good to see the old standards never die.
I had emailed snopes.com a month or so ago and asked them about this, but they never added anything about it to their site. They do debunk the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" legend, however.
Re Betty C - that was in the thread about the Us magazine article. There was an early pres or something of General Mills who was a DZ, which is where the confusion comes from.
And THERE IS NO FRIGGING BROTHEL LAW. The place I hear this about the most locally is Penn State, and the reason the sororities don't have houses is because of zoning. Fraternities can't build new houses either. Any administrator or faculty member who tries to sell you a story about a "brothel law" is just trying to keep you from having a house. Go to the courthouse and tell them to show you where it's on the books.