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I want to join a sorority but I'm nervous about the naked pillow fights I'll be expected to join in. I don't have a very bodacious figure and I wouldn't want the sisters to make fun of me.
Signed,
Itty Bitty Titty Girl
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You need to have breast implants before Recruitment. All chapters require a B average not just for grades but for breasts.
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Originally Posted by SouthernPhiMu
So, I found this SUPER CUTE Phi Mu necklace. Should I wear it during rush?
I just really want to impress all the sisters, it's the ONLY house I will even consider accepting a bid from. OMGZZZ.
Be sure to display the necklace prominently throughout all of the rush events. Never fail to mention that you are a triple Phi Mu legacy. Announce to everyone who will listen that you've been told by the Phi Mu chapter president's mother that you are guaranteed a bid.
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Don't forget to wear your PHI MU thong underwear and tip your skirt to impress the sisters. Always a sure way to bid.
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I went through recruitment. BUT I was cut from my top two chapters and didn't like the other 14 so I dropped out. Should I talk to the girls about why they hate me? Maybe they can tell me why everyone hated me. Maybe they can give me a bid right then?
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Again, with PHI MU necklace and thong you can't go wrong! Add the Brussels Sprouts dress to get into the high tiered houses.
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I have a 2.3 from high school and zero recs and plan to rush at UF. Do you guys think I have a chance? Help!
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C average means you will need breast implants to a C cup to make up for your low grades. Get Recs from all of the guys that you slept with. Sisters will be impressed!