How in the f*** can you NOT KNOW YOUR OWN CHILD'S SHOE SIZE????? Do you know your kids name? Age?

Stop DUMPING your kids off with the nanny/help/au pair and BOND with your kid/s you disconnected-ass jerk! DAMN! People should have to get a license to have kids! UGH!! Children aren't commodities, they're PEOPLE, little and seeking GUIDANCE. JERK, that's YOUR JOB. You signed up when she said "I'm pregnant". A-Hole.