My choices:
Something old: The black dress I was wearing was at least a year old.
Something new: Errr...
Something borrowed: ummmm...Does it count that my wedding ring was borrowed until the right color gold came in?
Something blue: My blue eyes!
Oh well, I got married by a justice of the peace in the middle of a small restaurant in Shreveport, LA with 6 people in attendance. Freaked the owner of the restaurant out (his wife worked with us). We got free dessert for the whole group and a bottle of champagne for our first anniversary from the restaurant! To this day, we are the only couple to have gotten married there.