[DrPhil]

Phrases I have heard people use about "technical virgins":

1. "Everything but slut"
2. "Only takes it in the booty, cutie"
3. "Oral sex is safe sex"

If people are going to engage in sex stuff without "having sex," they are bullshitting virginity. Just do the deed and stop playing with it.

A friend of mine was a born again virgin. She and her husband were abstaining until their wedding day. Or...so we thought until the bachelorette party when we had some liquor and she told us that they do 69s. They gave each other "good head" so they knew what each other had to offer. They did everything except copulation. I was like...well damn...alrighty then.