I've been to a few Nuptial Masses, but I've just sat down. Usually there are a bunch of other non-baptized, non-Christian heathens there so it ain't no thang.
At my ex-boyfriend's cousin's wedding, they ran out of food during the cocktail hour and didn't really serve drinks. His mom was like, "check it, Munchkin.
Your wedding won't be like this."
