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8. Again, if they give their name, cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my Gosh! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not possibly just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"
And first and foremost:
1. Tell them to talk VERY, VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down so you can remember what they said.
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This is not even right! I was a telemarketer for like a month (I hated it with a passion!) and it was just so horrible when people hung up on you and played games and stuff. People were just so rude. I'm just trying to stick up for all the telemarketers out there
But seriously as a receiver of those calls, I'll definately have to try some of these b/c they are really too funny, especially my favorites in the quote!