Okay here are just a few of my many favorite lines or parts from AP 1 & 2:
"This is re-god-damn-diculous". Not that I'm a fan of saying "godd*mn" but the way Dr. Evil said it was just off the charts
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I like the whole "zip it" and "Ssshhh" in both 1 & 2.
Any dialogue between Scott Evil and his Dad (Dr. Evil).
When Mini-me was drawing a picture of someone being killed and Scott asked him what he was doing and Mini-me just pointed at Scott. (You'd have to see it)
The "Just the Two of Us" scene.
Dr. Evil and Scott on Jerry Springer.
When Dr. Evil and his gang do the sinister laugh, pause, laugh, pause, so on and so on. (Man I'm almost dying over here thinking about that).
As you see, I could go on and on. I have both movies at home. I was shocked that I ended up liking these movies so much. But a couple of years ago during the summer after I graduated, I was back home with the family and we decided to rent it for whatever reason. So glad we did.