I know! I know! (jumping up and down doing the ridiculous happy dance).
You can do the (wait for it...) COOKIE TABLE!
 
Because, sister of mine, you know the right thing to do here. You really do. 
And my $ is on your brother waking up by Christmas, and Bridezilla going bye-bye. Save your cash.
OTOH, this could make for a lot of entertainment between now and next June.