Back in high school, our baseball team was riding the bus to an away game. About 45 minutes into the trip, cruising along Highway 50, I looked out the right side of the bus... and saw the most disturbing thing ever:
Some dude had porn spread all over his dash, the passenger seat, the steering wheel, and the floorboards, and he was sitting there whacking it.
WTF? I don't know how he didn't crash.