[DeeGeePee]

I don't believe...

1.

the term Free (it has to be a catch)

yeah, and its called "shipping & handling" lol

2. All those losers made up to fool kids (Santa, Tooth Fairy, etc) I GAVE THEM THAT MONEY!!!

3. the big bang theory and the theory of evolution (I've seen some people that look like horses, does that mean we used to gallup??!!?

4. all men are dogs (some just have issues beyond belief the rest are okay, but they're already taken, not born yet, dead or gay (no offense)

5. the amount of casual sex going on in the world (when yall's stuff starts to sizzle and falls off...you'll get the hint) LOL

6. the government is here for me. Unless you're ultra poor or ultra rich, you're screwed.

7. parents lets their kids get away with the crap they get away with (drugs, thongs, sex, cell phones at age 10, credit cards, cussing out adults, hitting their teachers and their own parents) I don't know about you, but I'd have gotten beat into next year if I did even 1/8 of the mess kids do today.

8. there are NO miracles, or God. I mean, really, two rocks hitting each other didn't put us here.

9. you can buy happiness. You can buy comfortability, but not true happiness, because you can' buy real love, which is real happiness

...and...

10. drugs like marijuana and X are okay and non addictive. Yes, weed is a plant, but crack comes from a plant too, and X puts holes in your brain (literally), and that's with casual use. I saw the Oprah where that girl got a brain scan. Her brain is half gone already. JUST SAY NO. And if you weren't addicted you wouldn't keep doing it, or get in a pissy mood if you didn't get none.