You are actually freakin' brilliant. Send your 2nd choice candidate my way.
This actually makes me wonder, though...what would happen if you put together an entire "team" of interns/aspirants. For someone like me, I would search out an aspiring publicist, photographer, makeup artist, cameraman, director/producer, stylist...the entire entourage that a big "star" would have, and produce something for everyone to put on their resume. I realize that this is essentially what indie films can be, but I don't know that many "teams" stay together for the purpose of creating an entire body of work with broad range...hmm....