RUGreek,
Will you marry me?

Or, will you admit that you're my sarcasm sidekick from Clarion under an assumed sex/name?
As far as "not hazing" it really doesn't matter what NPC considers hazing, since they are not an NPC group. And I somehow doubt that they are swatting each other in underwear or leaving dead horses in the dean's office.
In the immortal words of Felix Unger "when we assume we make an ASS out of U and ME." So let's stop assuming till we see a couple episodes. If it turns out well, we'll feel pretty friggin stupid for worrying about it.