I wish I could adequately summarize how hilarious the posts in response to my status about Nick Ashford's death are.
Me: WTF! Nick Ashford died!
Ivory: Who
Dove: ^wow...*feeling my age*
Ivory: Im Jamaican have mercy!!!!
Dove: so am I...and I know who he is...
Me: Where were you raised, Dove?
Ivory: Ummmm i was raised by feral jamaican wolves lol
Dove: In Miami...in a Jamaican neighborhood. I think it's an age thing...
[a few posts later]
Ivory: Wait when did Miami become jamaica? I got a B in Geography...that explains it...yeeeah thats the answer
Dove: @Ivory ...clearly you've never been to parts of Miami...that feels JUST like JA...and my parents are Jamaican, so there.
Ivory: A dildo feels like a penis but it aint...just sayin
me: Jamaican Feral Wolves = 1; Miami dba Jamaica = 0
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