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/swerve
I am going to take all of you out in a field and yell at you. I FINALLY started losing weight after months of procrastinating. NOW you've triggered my Inner Cookie Monster and I'm BAKING BROWNIES at 6:30 am. Honey, I am so mad at you I could chew tacks. The mere mention of "cookies" triggers my inner demons. And eggs are 99 cents a dozen at Albertsons, so I can bake like crazy. It's all your fault.
note to self: avoid any threads that Honey starts that have cookie in the title. And don't look at KSUViolet's posts, either.
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"One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." Bertrand Russell, The Triumph of Stupidity
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