Sorry for the double post, but I've fixed the post I accidentally submitted too early and I'm moving on to the next part of the story now!
EDIT: ...and by "now" apparently I mean "after I go pick up food to make dinner with," because a quick look at the pantry has told me that we're running dangerously low on pasta.
This is not okay. Anyway, I've rambled a lot, but please feel free to post or PM any questions or concerns you have with this and I'll do my best to clear things up. I understand that some of you may have your doubts about whether or not this is real - I've been lurking, and I've seen a lot of fake recruitment stories. By now, I'd be kind of concerned if you were just accepting everything I had to say at face value.
Anyway, I'm off to go get food. See you later!