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Old 06-19-2011, 11:54 AM
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this was a funny letter that a local morning radio station wrote and read on the air.

With Congressman Anthony Weiner’s resignation, the big question is, what’s going to happen to the Weiners?” Depends on who you ask. Some members of congress say he should have resigned and others believe Weiner should have stuck it out. Weiner’s pregnant wife Huma is telling friends its been days since she even thought about Weiner. She said Weiner is the last thing on her mind. As for his next move, Wiener got testes and said he has many balls in the air, but he has not made a decision on his future plans. He said “I just want to find a warm place to hide for a while.” The congressman was defiant prior to his resignation, telling reporters “let me tell you about my family. Weiners might get bruised, Weiners might get hurt, but a good Weiner never shrivels up and goes away.” House majority John Boehner (pronounced boner for the sake of this letter) says that a congressman is supposed to have morals. Weiner really sticks out. Boehner says on this father’s day weekend, “I can’t help but think about papa Boehner. He would be ashamed at how this Weiner has behaved.”
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