I had a weird dream a couple of nights ago. I was an undergrad. There was a psycho girl who was causing trouble for me and trying to get me in trouble with the law (framing me for crimes she committed etc). So the administration and the police (
) decided that the correct resolution was to transfer BOTH of us to some no-name college - the same no-name college. I swore to fight to stay at the school where I was, and to land my opponent in jail - or in a community college. Then I woke up.
The funny thing is, I described this dream to my husband, and he told me that, on the same night, he'd had a dream where the school was trying to revoke his degrees retroactively for no discernible reason.
God. We've been married too long.