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This gets weird so bear with me...
I had a dream that a friend and I were vacationing to New Smyrna Beach. We were at the beach, which was more of like a river shore I guess because it was the sandy beach but there was a shore right across the water from us. I guess it was like an estuary to the ocean? Idk. Anyways I had my surfboard and the waves where we were were pretty awful, so we followed the river or whatever up a little bit until it opened up into a bigger bay where there were waves. So I waded into the water up to a point where the sandy bottom dropped off into a much deeper pool, which is pretty normal for about 20 yards offshore. Right as I'm about to paddle out, some guy just standing there is like "the current gets really bad after the drop-off" (also normal) and I was like eh whatev and hopped on my board and paddled out. Idk where my friend is anymore lol
Anyways, I get out into the deeper water and the current is dragging me out to sea. I can't paddle against it. I get off my board and can't swim against it. I look back onshore and a guy stands up, notices I'm in distress, dives in, grabs me and swims me back to shore.
It was Charlie Sheen.
I was like OMG THANK YOU OMG I ALMOST DIED WOAH CHARLIE SHEEN
this is the trippy part though. I get back from vacation and (sorry it takes a mad turn for the weird right here) get on GC and DrPhil has posted a thread about a news article about the rescue and everyone is "discussing" it or whatever and I'm like GUYS THAT WAS ME. CHARLIE SHEEN IS THE BEST11!1!!!1 HE SAVED MY LIFE
that's all I remember
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WWBLHD?
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