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Originally Posted by Drolefille
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
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Oh no, no, no. The correct response is: "What? I don't know that! Aggggggggh!"
After you have been jettisoned off of the Bridge of Death, Sir Bedevere would ask how I know so much about swallows, to which I would have to reply "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
Now it's off to bed for me -- alas, without any of the peril.