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Originally posted by SATX*APhi
You live in New York when . . .
1.You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2.You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4.You think Central Park is "nature."
5.You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7.You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
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This list is pretty funny. The only time I went to the Statue of Liberty is when my relatives visited.
Central Park IS nature. I know where Wisconsin is. Go to Chicago and turn left.
