Well, my Theta Chi fiance would probably be so mad if he knew I was writing this, but...
If I were a guy, I would want to be.... a Sigma Chi (by their National reputation & general good graces). Campus-wise, I would want to be either a Phi Kappa Psi or a Beta Theta Pi (by their reputation & all-around excellence on my alma mater's campus).
Don't get me wrong, I love my Theta Chi fiance, and if KKG and TChi hadn't been paired for Little 500 when I was a Senior, he and I would never have met! So I give my TChi love out to my boys...but I don't think I would have wanted to be a member!
(Also, I was the PiKA sweetheart before I fell in with my TChi--and those Pikes were great guys, too, but again, I wouldn't want to be a member, despite the abundant phi phi love!)
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Oh, Kappa Kappa Kappa Gamma,
I'm so happy that I am a
Kappa Kappa Kappa Gamma,
Nobody knows . . . how
happy I am!