Hahaha. This show is my favorite train wreck. The Blind Gossip site posted a blind item that sure sounds like it's about the NJ Ho wives
http://blindgossip.com/?p=27925
My guesses:
A: Caroline
B: Teresa
C: Melissa (new one married to Teresa's brother)
D: Jacqueline (while living in Las Vegas)
E: Kathy (other new one)