1.
TO THE MOFO in the PARKING LOT: I do not respond to horn honking, PSST, or HEY SHAWTY!!!!

2.
To the OTHER MOFOS who came in and GAFFLED MY BOXES:
3.
To the man at church last week: Thank you for making me LMAO in church for 3 1/2 hours at your outfit. To the person who sold you that ENSEMBLE, you need to

them. Y'all this man had on a burgundy and pink checked/print? blazer with a pink shirt, pink pants, and PINK PINK PINK shoes.

I really wanted to tap him and ask him was he on line to be a MIAKA. His girlfriend was sitting all up under him as if to say NO ONE TOUCH HIM. Honey, sugar dumpling, I DON'T WANT NO MAN WHO WEARS PINK and THAT MUCH OF IT.