So here's what happened. We drive up to the motel and notice that there are tons of motorcycles out front and lots of loud music playing from a club attached to the motel. We go into our room, which smells like cigarettes, and notice that no one has cleaned the bathroom. We go scope out the pool, which is emerald green. A movie scene flashes into my head--when the 2 kids from "National Lampoon's Vacation" run up to the motel pool and it's green and ducks are quacking in it and I fall apart laughing. At this point, however, we have to make the best of it and leave for meetings.
First night: bikers are zooming around in the courtyard. They finally get kicked out.
Second night: we return to a courtyard concert that's so loud that when we close the door, the sound is as loud as ever. This concert ends in about 10 minutes but another one starts an hour later. Soon afterwards, the cops show up and motel guests can finally sleep.
We may be visiting this town again but we know where we won't stay--
