When I was in college, I went to the off campus apartment of a few guys that I knew. They had a fishbowl full of condoms so they could be prepared for the debauchery of off campus life where everyone had a single room. Anyway, I saw the fishbowl, and they said they wanted to be prepared. By the end of the year the bowl was still as full as it had been at the beginning of the year. They were very responsible young men just very unlucky with women.
Poor guys!