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Originally posted by Eastcoast Sunshine
Here is my list:
Nelly  No comments for a no - talent with no teeth.
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Okay... I am rolling over that no-teeth smilie. Whew!!
1.
Beyonce.... Bee--hee-eee-eee-yon-ceeeeeeeeeeee. She gets special points for being pimped by her folks and being really annoying at the same time. She need to go to the alps with all that yodeling...
2.
J-Lo... gets special get on my friggin nerve points for not being able to carry a note in a bucket, the n-word, being married for five minutes, and not standin' by her thug, I mean Puffy.
3.
Ashanti... two words VOCAL COACH!!! Kelli Price can sing hooks forever and still get paid. Ashanti can't, but there is professional help available for her no-singin' behind.
4.
Ja-Rule... Is it just me, or does dude look like Scooby-Doo's nephew Scrappy?
5.
Britney Spears... Cause you can't effectively sell virginity in a g-string.
6.
Puffy... His Behind the Music was not better than Rick James. I want a refund for the time I spent watching that junk. (Yeah, I know it's basic cable, but still)
7.
Now if I see that commercial for NSync's choreographer's video again, I am going to start a protest. *Ain't no lie, bye bye bye*
8.
Mya... really should stick to dancing and maybe enroll in the vocal class Ashanti so badly needs.
9. I can't believe somebody attacked the
Royal Family of R&B, Bobby and Whitney Houston Brown.
HATERS
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