How did I miss this thread before?
Maybe because it was in the ATO section and I'm not allowed here. Sad panda.
Oh well, I'm part of the central US Greek system, and we suck anyway, so I guess I'll just go haze somebody and call it a day.
By the way, will someone Cliff Notes this guy's posts? I got bored with him and stopped reading after about the first sentence of each post.