HC I feel kinda sad?
HC it is because earlier today I was driving on the highway and I hit a bird?
HC ACTUALLY the bird hit me?
HC it was galavanting in the air with its companion when it swooped down onto my windshield?
HC a friend was following behind me and she called my cell and was like did you just hit a bird? All I saw was feathers flying everywhere?
HC I don't think I killed it, maybe just gave it a small bald spot, hence the feathers?
HC, okay, that was a reach?
HC I am trying to make light of it, but I really do feel bad...I have never killed anything before?
HC

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