Before I begin.....Arya: I'm guessing Snap. I see it on a lot of those "Ultimate Dance" complimation CDs on TV.
Ok,
Tara Reid: Her eyeliner is ugly. Yuck, yuck, yuck
Denise Richards: She's freaky looking. Something about the way her eyebrows are situated on her face or something.
Christina Aguilera: Why oh why does the most white trash celeb have to come from Pittsburgh??
Jenna Jamison: The tatoo on her butt is weird. And her ears stick out. And I'm bitter because my boyfriend likes her. A lot.
All of those aforementioned (did I make up that word? ha, whatever, I'm tired) actresses aka Sarah Michelle Geller, Jennifer Love Hewitt, blah blah blah....: Seriously, what woman on Greekchat could not get up there and do their job? How hard is it to act like "Omg...I'm so totally bummed because my high school graduation sucks!"
And last but not least: Sarah Jessica Parker!!! EWWWWWW!!!!
She reminds me of something that happened to me when I was small.
One day I asked my mom, "Why does (insert childhood friend's name here)'s mom have those wrinkles all around her mouth?"
My mom said, "She has those because she smokes. Not only is it dirty, nasty, dangerous and expensive....it makes you look hideous."
So, Sarah Jessica......those wrinkles around your mouth bug the crap outta me. You look ugly. You look like an old hag. That's all.