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Dear Butt and Thighs,
Please share the wealth a little
Sincerely,
Boobs
Dear 60s,
I'm sorry no one remembers you.
Sincerely,
LSD
Dear NaCl/NaOH,
Your base is under a salt!
Sincerely,
See what I did there?
Dear puppy that fell asleep on my lap,
Great, now I have to wait until the cuteness wears off.
Sincerely,
I need to pee but I don't want to wake you up
Dear people who say they're ninja when they catch things after dropping them,
Ninjas don't drop things.
Sincerely,
a ninja
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