Oh my.....hmmmm.....
On a golf course
In my side yard (middle of the afternoon, mom was home)
In a boat in the middle of a lake with sailboats all over the place
On the beach (ho hum, right?)
But the big winner.......
In the school library (high school)
My darling husband has admitted to doing it in the dressing room of the lingerie department of Kaufmann's.......what he hasn't admitted to is which of his skanky exes it was, but I can't think of any that would have looked good enough in the lingerie to inspire such "passion......." I have my ideas, though.
Oh my gosh.....I forgot the worst!!!! (Or best) On the private balcony of our suite (which was on the front of the ship) on our cruise, while still docked in San Juan with people all over the front of the ship and all over the pier.......and we were standing up too!!!!!!
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