Funny stories
I have two of my own. My freshman year I was dating a girl and became best friends with her roommate in the process. I would sometimes hang out with the best friend when her parents were in town and the parents were really conservative and loved me. Well our little buddy situation made it ok for me to sleep in her shared room with my girlfriend. That morning whichever jackass was working security was gracious enough to let my bestfriend's parents in without calling up to the room. She brings them in after opening the door, forgetting I am in bed with her roommate. I wake up and look around, and they are staring at me. I was so tired that I just said "Hi Mr. and Mrs. ___" and got up and walked into the bathroom with only my boxers. Literally 15 seconds may have passed when from the bathroom you hear "Sh*t, ph*k me". Well i just jumped in the shower and took a shower for an hour and a half until they left.
Another time, I was back home in NY and my school is on a different schedule from NYU. Well...I get really really trashed and end up waking up at a girl's place. Funny girl slept in her own bed after we had our fun and left me on the couch in the living room. However, I remember waking up and getting a strong pain in my head and totally fainting. An hour later i wake up with a cut lip and put on my clothing and walk downstairs. I smelled like cigarettes and alcohol and sweat. My clothing was really messed up at this point...like half of the shirt buttoned, and I didn't realize anything about how i looked or smelled. Well the security guard of the dorm had to question me just to make sure i wasn't a crackhead who got into the dorm. At the end he told me i looked like crap which means the sex was great and let me go. On top of that nobody sat next to me on the subway. Wonderful memory.