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Originally posted by amycat412
Well there I am, heading home in total SHAME, families going off to church pointing and laughing and parents telling a cautionary tale about the girl who drank too much and then became obsessed with a pair of green eyes. I have not been able to look at that halter and skirt in the same way since.
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HAHAHHAHAH. I am dying ova here! stop! hahhahah.
God, Amy, you are so my hero. I have said it before, but its true. We so have to go drinking sometime, just for the stories. You'd end up with a broken arm from trying to climb a stop light telleing us all along that you could too in fact be a stripper if you wanted too and look they put this handy pole right here for you....
me, I'd end up in jail from "robbing" a homeless guy after I tried to make change in his coin cup so I could get quarters to buy smokes outta a vending machine.
Walks of shame are always the worst when they invlove minivans full of families on the way to church. I havent been near a church in 3 years, but you can bet your ass that I'll end up in the front lawn of one after a night of partying....
and that my friends... is post #1000.
