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Miami.
In Miami the cops won't pull you over for teeny infractions, most of the time. Upside: Speed as much as you want (as long as there's no traffic, but there's always traffic) and cut off as many people as you want (but be prepared to flick and be flicked...have baseball bat ready at passenger seat.) Downside: Because of the upside, everyone drives like jerks. What's that? You're half a millisecond late in jumping when the light changes? The guy behind you gets horn-happy. What's that? Oh, no, no need for signaling or using blinkers! Just surprise me by cutting me off or waste my time by making me wait for you to pass when you had been planning on turning!!
ps: Don't get me wrong, I love Miami. I would just love it more if I had a chauffeur.
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