1) Original Michael Jackson. Like a Virgin Madonna. Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy.
2) For Women: As a lover........ George (without a doubt).
3) Ladies: Front clasp (it's more fun in the front).
4) All underwear are dirty? Go without (it'll be a bit breezy, yet easy to wipe).
5) Astrso.
6) Which is worse...a paper cut (these things will make you curse).
7) Which would I most likely be...good cop (a "goodie-two-shoes" cop at that).