CT4, sorry to laugh at your sizzledness, but WOO-HAH, your post was FUNNY!
8) Fresh Prince
9) Uh...Laurence?
1) TV spokesmodel.
2) My fam would be like YAY, y'all did us a favor, shoot!! We will pay you to KEEP her!
3) Last words? I wouldn't have any...the only one who would need to know them would not have to hear them aloud. And I wouldn't want to give the executioner the pleasure of hearing my voice one last time.
4) Oh, I would love it! I would observe everyone and write it in a journal like Harriet the Spy.
5) I would bring Shakespeare's Hamlet to life. I absolutely love his character.
6) I do not eat cereal, so I guess Frosted Flakes cause I'm GRRRRRRREAT! (The only cereal commercial I can remember...yes it has been THAT long since I have had cable
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