Kevin: You are my hero.
To others: Many scientific theories have gained validity after years of being ridiculed. Even theories originating with people of dubious credential.
In the spirit of tolerance and genuine scientific inquiry I believe that this theory should be given several centuries of rigorous experimentation before we try to cast doubt on it just because it might be generally/literally(
) unpalatable to many.
That being said I don't believe that ass-too-mouth cures much of anything.