Clearly I am bored at work as I keep checking back to GC, but here are my new answers:
1. I would compete in spokesmodel because I'm "Oh, so pretty!"
2. I think reasonable ransom would be $500,000 mostly because I AIN'T got no money! My 'rents would pay up.
3. I would say, "Dear Lord, I confess that I have sinned against you in thought, word, and deed; by what I have done and by what I have left undone. I am truly sorry and I humbly repent, have mercy on me and forgive me that I may delight in Your will and walk in Your way, to the glory of Your name. Please, create in me a clean heart. Amen"
4. sleep. Okay, no, really I would just watch people.
5. That's easy, I would bring Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird. What a noble man, and full of such integrity. And maybe Boo Radley.
6. Cheerios because I'm good for the heart!