This topic is such a breath of fresh air from my day!
1a. ORIGINAL Mike and Madonna...I loved them both.
1b. BHC Eddie, no doubt.
2. I actually put much thought into this one, but I just cannot see myself with any of these. Now, the Soup Nazi??? Bring it on!
3. Rear
4. Go without! I am likely to do that anyway!
5. Astro
6. Skinned knee...not only do they hurt, they are not asthetically pleasing.
7. Being the crim major that I am, I KNOW that I would be a bad cop! The system is corrupt enough as it is, and it ain't working at all for me, so why not take full advantage of it? Denzel, are you there?