1) Original Michael; Pre-Priestess Madonna; BHC Eddie
2) I would remain celibate.
3) Rear clasp
4) I can't answer this because I would whip my own azz if I let ALL of my undies get dirty!
5) Astro
6) PAPER CUT!
7) Good Cop
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9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne?