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Leslie (LeslieAGD) on finding out her ex left late fees in her blockbuster card...while in the middle of the store: "GODDAM EX BOYFRIEND PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!"
Jessica on one of the Delt's protein shake powder: "Why am I holding Gautam's protein?"
Me on ugly people booty calls: "You don't have to look at the mantle when you're poking the fireplace"
all of us, on a random incident on valentines day: "How the hell do you lose a giant cardboard robot? How?"
on doing the wrong thing: "Oh, we've ALL done the sh*tty thing, but that does NOT mean we want the sh*tty thing done to us!"
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