HC I am getting ghetto security guard mack attacked at work?
HC I'm not complaining though?
HC my security guard is a cutey on duty?
HC he is always flirting with me?
HC I flirt back knowing good and dayum well that I ain't hardly single?
HC it's good to flirt with someone who isn't your man?
HC it's even better to flirt with your man though?
HC if I was single, I might shout Cutey on Duty a holla?
HC my aunt is always talking about her "backsliding days"?
HC every time she sees an attractive man she says "Girl, in my backsliding days I woulda gave him a little som'n som'n"?
HC I am always like
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HC then she goes, "Don't roll your eyes, I was a fine foxy thing in my day"?
HC by then I have to laugh because auntie is crazy?