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Originally Posted by aephi alum
I must say, I envy those of you in sororities that have nice small mascots like ladybugs and squirrels. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to sneak a giraffe into a chapel. Of course, with a dolphin, you have to worry about not just the dolphin but also the water...
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Be jealous all you want, but using squirrels as nipple clamps really hurts, and the shots you need to get afterward just add icing to the cake.