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I have the same name as my father, grandfather, and great-grandfather, and plan to name my son the same.
Theyve all had the same job.
I was born in Memphis, lived there for three weeks, and have never been back.
I got a 1490 on my SATs and actually got the highest score in my school (bright buncha kids, huh?)
Ive been in three car accidents before the age of 18, and the only reason I dont have permanent injuries is because I wasnt wearing a seat belt (although I lost a friend that same way, and now wear it even for block long drives, despite my history)
Ive come very close to breaking my spine twice, once surfing, once high school wrestling, and havent done either since (havent really gotten over the surfing thing, and state quarter finals would have been my last match if it had been my first of the season due to the injury)
Im 6' 1'', 218 lbs and scared out of my mind of spiders. Even pictures of spiders. I know it sounds weird, but trying to explain a phobia is impossible.
Despite being an educated person, I thoroughly enjoy pro wrestling. Ive watched it forever, and I feel that anyone that makes judgements about the people who do without watching a single show themselves is an ass.
Im very proud to be Southern. I have always lived below the Mason-Dixon line, yet I do not:
-discriminate on the basis of race
-tip cows
-drive a muddy pickup truck
-understand how a man doesnt even think of holding the door for a woman
I can name every U.S. President in order.
I can name the capital of any country in the world.
I can put my feet behind my head and walk on my hands.
I cant write with my left hand.
I cant use scissors with my right hand.
I thought fraternities were lame as hell until my first fraternity party.
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