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Someone should have called in to ask if the jumpsuits are what led to his depression. If would have made me depressed.
StraightBOS, you are crazy for that! Anyway, if he is alive, more power to him. However, the IRS and Social Security will be at his door before he has time to stuff his butt into one of those tight jumpsuits! Can you imagine the publicity and money that story would generate? Forget everybody that you know and love in the music business because if Elvis comes back, "dem folks" are going to BLOW HIM UP! They will just have to bypass platinium and straight start a new metal category for him! (Isn't titanium a higher metal than platinum? If so, they will be banging out the plaques before his comeback single drops!) Elvis might even slip up and sweep the Grammys. They'll blow him up so much that he might win Best Rap Artist/Male! This is too funny!
