BANQUET CHICKEN: Booooooo to you suckas for messing with me and mine. I have been a loyal patron of your frozen chicken patties for at least 3 years. While the prize fluctuates, I still remained a loyal patron. BUT NOW you mickyfrickies have gone too far, how dare you go from 6 in a box to 5 and want to gloat about being 20% bigger. You could have increased size but kept it to 6 in a box.
I did not even notice it until I realized there was one less in the box than what should have been and I for DURN sure did not notice the SIZE INCREASE!!
To the movie industry: Thank you for your fabulous cinematic offerings that will keep my students busy these next couple of days as I frantically grade papers.
To my coworker: Thank you for offering me that YUMMY bagel this morning.
You have turned me on to Panera Bread -- my new breakfast locale beginning tomorrow morning. Sadly they don't have any in Charlotte.
LINA: I love your CD and for some reason listening to it on certain songs puts me in the mind of Shug Avery.
Mofo that called me last night: "Ain't it funny" how I am on your mind so much because you know you were wrong for what you did and you felt compelled to call me on both cell and home phones. HA on you that you really thought that I would answer my phones. HA on you. Speed on before you get peed on.
Hobby Lobby: Yesterday for the first time I wished I had a front lawn just so I could water my grass with your elephant sprinkler.
I hope soror enjoys it just as much as I would have.
GC's SMILIE POLICE: Y'all love to make me edit out my smilies because you claim I included to many. I need to know what is the smilie/words ratio that I am allowed.
Dang it, I have taken out as many smilies as I can without messing up the flow of my post. Let my people GO!! (want to use a smilie here but the smilie police won't let me!!) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO